Corrupt a wish!

Simple. someone will tell a wish they want, the next person will ruin it.

example:
Person1: I wish i could fly
Person2:Granted, you get a job on an airplane, and the plane soon crashes after takeoff.
I wish for food
Person3:Granted, but the food is poisonous.

Now, i'll start.


I wish i was lv 99 everything in runescape

Granted, but you can use cheat codes anyways.

Granted, but you're too poor to afford those cheat codes.

no no no, you have to corrupt it, then post YOUR Wish. not just corrupt!

Oh right :/ yeah forgot that part.

I will restart it then lol

I wish that i will make it to the top 5 in machinima contest

Granted, but TehNoobShow has entered.

I wish that I had members :/

granted, you know have 1 days membership. enjoy!

i wish I won the machinima contest

Granted, but you get banned the next day, so no membership and jagex cancel your trip.

I wish that I was rich.

Granted, but you would get robbed and lose all of your cash.

I wish I had some serious e-fame.

Granted, but you lose popularity because you did something wrong

I wish that I was a noob again

Granted but its non members

I wish that i had a mining skillcape

A noob is already non-members?

Granted, but you get hacked and can't use it anymore.

I wish that I owned Zezima in a 1 hit k0.

Granted, but Gertjaars would pwn your butt after you did so.

I wish I could nuke spammers on RS.

Granted, but they got banned before you got a chance.

I wish that I knew the new skill.

Granted but then you discover it is the biggest money waster ever

I wish video makers would work together instead of agaisnt each other

Granted, but you would get banned the day it is released.

I wish I had all the lasagna I could eat!

@Darton - Granted, but Jagex removes all YouTube videos due to copyright claims.

@Krichard - Granted, but they are poisoned.


I wish that there were waffles in RuneScape.

granted, but there is no syrup or butter or knifes or forks or batter so your wish is redeemed.

i wish for monkeys

Granted, but they kill you.

I wish that I was good at PKing.

granted, you were given the unbeatable ability, but your such a wussy that your too scared to pk now

I wish we would get more members

Granted, but you get banned so you have no reason to care.

I wish that there was FTP updates in RS.

Granted. You will soon get a new skill, and this wish isn't corrupted! I wish you could wield and use your p2p items in f2p(I'm p2p though so I don't care)

Granted, but they crumble upon weilding.

I wish for new minigames if FTP.

Granted, but you would get pwned every time you attempt it.

I wish for world peace.